Thanks!

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Thanks to the 18 of you who have downloaded Poetry & Dick Jokes so far. Feel free to send the link/file around to your friends. Or your enemies, depending on what you thought of it. A big part of the reason I'm giving it away, aside from the fact no one would pay for it, is that I'm retiring most of those jokes. I'm not one for new year's resolutions, but I am one for getting tired of my act, so I'm no longer doing that material (until I'm bombing at some shit one-nighter and have to go to the well for twenty minutes to save face before driving back to the motel alone and crying into a 7-11 burrito). 

Happy New Year.