I'm sorry, Dan, but I'm afraid I can't do that.

I've been doing comedy for just under five years, and in that time I've learned that being a comic is not just about writing material and performing. It's about being a Tweeter, Facebooker, YouTuber (or as I like to call it, Aeron Potato -- zing!), and goddamn fucking full-time professional video editor.

I have a pile of DVD's from the past couple years that I have been trying to copy, convert, split, combine, edit, and upload for months now, and I am officially done trying. I don't know what kind of file ".VOB" is, but I do know it's fucking worthless to someone with average computer skills and less patience. I got into comedy to do comedy, not to spend my time making a shiny media kit for a career that doesn't even exist yet.

Hence, ergo, and therefore, I am looking for someone who knows what he or she is doing to make my demo DVD for me. I don't have the skills, but I do have a few bucks. Not a lot of bucks, but a few. Or a bottle of whatever your flavor is. If you're that person, contact me.