DAN TESSITORE

If you're wondering why this post doesn't have a funnier title, it's because there isn't one. And no, I'm not making this up. I couldn't. If you asked me yesterday what kind of hell I would design for my most hated enemy, I doubt I would have conceived of anything as sadistic as ABBA World. That's a level of evil genius to which mere mortals can only aspire.

But if Gene Simmons were dead, he'd be rolling in his Official KISS Coffin (R) over the fact that ABBA has a theme park and KISS does not. Not only did KISS perform at theme parks, they starred in a TV movie set in a theme park. The only other musical force from the 70's to share that distinction, to my knowledge, is The Brady Bunch.