Dear "Birthers,"

Die. Please. You are the worst and most embarrassing kind of American - ignorant and yet self-righteous. Despite repeatedly being shown Obama's birth certificate and birth announcement on every network (including FOX), you cling to the last dried-up pellet of bullshit that allows you to broadcast your thinly veiled racism in public.

And just admit it - it's racism. Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in Austria and is the governor of California. Not Rhode Island, California. It's perfectly legal to be foreign-born and become the governor of a state, but he has an accent and holds the same position Reagan once did, so why aren't you interrupting town hall meetings demanding he be deposed and deported? Oh that's right, he's white, and you own Kindergarten Cop on DVD.

But perhaps you didn't know Schwarzenegger was not American by birth, or maybe even that he was a governor, because you never bothered to put down the bowl of Easy-Mac and tater tots long enough to turn off WWF and pay attention until a darkie in a suit was in charge of shit.

Whut! I hear he's gone force me tuh git ma shots!

Obama is an American. He's an American in name and in practice because he took advantage of what this country had to offer and made something of himself and eventually won the highest office in the land - despite racist fucks like you. Even John McCain said, during the fucking campaign, Obama is American - or is McCain just another part of that vast conspiracy to keep Whitey down?

Obama is not a foreigner. The earth wasn't created in 6 days 6000 years ago. You're not going to wake up one day and find that all the fags have been rounded up or that all the beaners have been sent home. And Roe vs. Wade will never be overturned. Why? Because that's what keeps you coming to the polls. The Party of God has been in charge 20 of the last 30 years, and they didn't do it. Didn't even try. Don't you get it?

The Norman Rockwell / Thomas Kincade America of your fantasies will never exist and never did. Sorry, but I'm afraid you'll have to settle for living in a country where people have rights and anyone - theoretically at least - can be president. Except you. You're too stupid.