Goddamn Breeders

As if Jon and Kate + Eight isn't enough, Octo-Lips is getting her own show. I don't know who's more stupid, Nadya Suleman (for never realizing that humans only have two nipples for a reason) or the segment of the population some network executive knows will actually watch the daily trials of a clearly insane woman and her litter.

America has a disturbing children-fetish. By fetish I don't mean whipped cream and ball-gags, I mean this stupid fascination with children, or more accurately the idea of children. Want to keep marijuana illegal? Do it for the children. Want to bail out a corporation? Do it for the children. Want to shoot a guy in church? Do it for the children (and Jesus).

But the children are our future! No, the children are the children's future. My future is a deck chair and a diaper.